fuckk.

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To the people who sit at the end of my bar and watch every move I make so I don’t “mess up their drink”

see-cecilia-run:

xx-y:

1. Bratty, princess customers. And yes, I’m definitely talking about both men and women, who come to the store and complain about the strict customization of their beverage.
Yes (BITCH!), as a matter of fact your beverage IS at 160 Degrees, just as you asked for it.
I’m sorry sir, I seemed to…

accurate. 

When someone sends you a dirty text while you’re with your family

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theothersideofrad:

lemondededidi:

a little harsh or reality check?

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burningfury:

oh my god

lmfaoooo!
 

When My Mom thinks She’s Funny

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